the power of waiters

people in the food service industry may not seem important to you, but they hold a great deal of power. the power to make your food and your life miserable. [tip: save the rudeness until after you have eaten your food] i worked in a restaurant when i was in high school and i didnt realize the extent of the power i possessed until working for about a year. [thank you tim for showing me my power...and also singing your heart out to No Doubt in the back kitchen.] the power of making your food take longer when you have a movie to get to...the power of unmentionables being served on your plate along with the food you ordered...and on that party of 6 or more that i know wont tip...putting the tip in the bill just to piss you off but also make sure that i get something for dealing with you! being rude to your waitress will ultimately mean your food has been tampered with. did anyone see the movie Waiting? that stuff actually happens! its not a joke! and the reason that movie is funnier that people think is because its true!
so next time you order food from anywhere, remember to be extremely nice to everyone at the restaurant!